In the pilot, the boys are desperate to fish for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct, will they go?

Toody, Muldoon, and their co-workers try to get a plaster cast of Sgt. Abrams' feet without him knowing it.

Toody and Muldoon help a petty thief who can't adjust to life outside of the can.

A researcher finds that the average prowling car pair lasts only 16 months before screaming to be switched, so Toody and...

Toody and Muldoon must find a way to convince a sweet elderly lady to leave the condemned building she's living in.

Toody rescues a famous actress from a mob of screaming fans and hides her in Muldoon's house. It turns out Muldoon is a ...

A car theft ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol ca...

Lucille plays matchmaker for an old school chum and Muldoon.

A gypsy fortuneteller facing eviction puts a curse on Toody.

Gunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their deteriorating apartment.

Toody covers for a friend on the Jack Parr show and is a hit until he freezes and must be helped out by Muldoon.

Toody is henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after witnessing a stirring performa...

The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer, Gunther Toody, is determined to invest their hard-earned...

While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them catch notorious ban...

The precinct puts on a Christmas show.

Toody believes that Muldoon has refused a promotion so they can remain a team.

Their incessant practice for a barbershop quartet contest jeopardises Toody and Muldoon's chances of winning. The rules ...

After the police chief drives through Toody and Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees th...

Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's ...

Muldoon fears that his job may be in jeopardy because he is one inch over the police regulation.

Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset."

The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night from the Schnausers. Toody and Muld...

Toody feels inferior to an intellectual rookie and asks to be reassigned.

Muldoon is tired of being harassed for his shyness, so he pretends to have a date with a beautiful girl. When his bluff ...

The timid man in charge during Capt. Block's vacation is rumored to be an ogre.

Sylvia Schnauser plans for a large and elaborate wedding that she feels she missed by eloping 15 years ago.

The boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching Aleutian ceremonial chair he desires as a ...

Toody's 11 year old nephew offers solutions for some unsolved robberies in the precinct.

Lucille dyes her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, jealousy strikes!